amazing.
so awesome.
In an effort to get people to look
into each others’ eyes more,
and also to appease the mutes,
the government has decided
to allot each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words per day.
When the phone rings, I put it to my ear
without saying hello. In the restaurant
I point at chicken noodle soup.
I am adjusting well to the new way.
Late at night, I call my long distance lover,
proudly say, “I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.”
When she doesn’t respond
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper “I love you”
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe.
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Commencing “awwwwwww” in 5……4….3..2..
(Source: youmurderedmarilyn)
Inconvenience of the Day: Who steals a bassoon? Honestly.
[thanks emily!]
Seriously though, where is it?
(Source: thedailywhat)
Corgi shark is hungries … for the hands that feed him.
I totally had this corgi shark queued up for my daily dose of corgis in costume … and I just randomly found this video just now. I died.
(Source: corgiaddict)
Corgi’s first experience with an UFO (unidentified floppular object). Poor, poor corgi. Corgi thought he was the only floppular object flying through the house! *shock* *dismay* *terrier*
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