From craigs list
“I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure. DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.”
(via asphxtn)
The definition of Unconditional Love.
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Buy This: “Every Drop Counts” by Ayda Anlagan for Hidden Art.
Tilted bowls with stories and graphics that reveal themselves as you eat.
Their whimsical nature aside, Anlagan designed these bowls with a purposes in mind: To draw attention to “the issue of food wastage in the domestic environment.”
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Buy This: “Every Drop Counts” by Ayda Anlagan for Hidden Art.
Tilted bowls with stories and graphics that reveal themselves as you eat.
Their whimsical nature aside, Anlagan designed these bowls with a purposes in mind: To draw attention to “the issue of food wastage in the domestic environment.”
you are an idiot
a list of things that spaz girl has said in my class:
….on family cultural traditions
“sometimes, we all touch peoples’ hands and say bless you….i don’t really know what the meaning is…but we do it.”
….on seeing that the attendance sheet has made its way around twice and has landed on her desk again
*looks around in total surprise and disgust. scans the room. makes a weird noise and proceeds to slam down the sheet on the empty desk in front of her*
….on discussing what we think the term lolita means and in terms of lolita fashion
“stay young” (mind you, not even ‘saying young’…just STAY YOUNG.)
It’s like she’s a 4th grader writing her first paper for social studies except she’s speaking it instead of typing.
FLURRY FURRY A grey squirrel puts its bushy tail over its head to protect itself from the snow in New Jersey. (Photo: Ray Yeager / Solent via the Telegraph)
