December 2009
122 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(276): So I’m really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they’re doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i’m holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i’m puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(647): if by ‘bottleservice’ you mean ‘bringing beers in my purse’ then yes, we are.
“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (1945) (via writingsarah) (via quote-book)
“I do my thing, and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your...”
– Frederick E. Perl
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(via quote-book)
Xmas 2009
I’ve loved this Christmas.
Such good things and good food.
AND 4 DAYS OFF WORK.
“For my logo I would like a picture horse jumping out of an exploding light-bulb,...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born...”
– Mad Girl’s Love Song by Sylvia Plath (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“Let’s just stay
I wanna lie in bed all day
We’ll be laughing all the way”
– Who’d have known, Lily Allen (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)